The Great Professors of India

Great scientists have hailed from this land of snake charmers & elephant tamers. The great scientist & the first surgeon the world has ever knows was Sushruta Samhita, from India. He not only did cut open surgeries, but also prescribed Ayurvedic medication to help his patients recuperate & fight the diseases that haunted them. India has since been the land of noted scientists & doctors who have spread all over the world saving lives, mankind & humanity alike.

In the era of Mr. India, India proudly boasted of great scientists as Professor Foo Man Choo from some unknown land made the missiles for Mogamboo the great. Mogamboo the greatest & the most evil monster that is known to Indians, creates 4 missiles in the movie, to destroy the 4 metropolitans of Delhi, Mumbai, Madras & Calcutta. He does so in order to take vengeance on one Mr. India whose uncle had created a device to make anyone invisible, on weaning the device. It was actually Professor Foo Man Choo who created Mr. Mogamboo's missiles, & was even decorated with Nobel Prize for equipping Mr. Mogamboo with the deadliest of the missile ever known to mankind. But alas the professor Foo Man Choo is martyred in the missile yard. Mr. Mogamboo in his fury launches the 4 camouflaged missiles that emerge from beneath the ground (Thanks to Professor Foo Man Choo's hydraulic based missile launching system). Not to mention the laser guides, & Satellite navigated missiles that would launch the missles in the heart of these 4 cities, instantaneously killing millions. But Mr. India in the favor of humanity decides to terminate the launch. The Missile launching system has a bug that was not caught by the bloody testing team. The bug was that once missile launch has been initiated it can't be terminated; doing so would cause the missile to explode in the base, shearing & tearing everything in its proximity. As they say, in a collision "there you are", but in an explosion "Where you are?" . In the end the great Professor Foo man Choo is buried under the debris of the base, & Mr. India escapes unhurt with his chick, & a few hundred kids that he had.

Professor Phunsukh Wangdoo was a disciple of Professor Foo Man Choo, but contrary to his Master's work ethics, he chose to work for the betterment of the mankind. He was even decorated with the Bharat Ratna, Nobel Prize, you name it & he had it. With more than 400 patents in 10 years, filing a patent was like a cup of tea for him. He was the one who discovered that salt is a good conductor of electricity, & used this principle of his to electrify the dicks of zillions of men all over the world. Thanks to this technique of his, men became impotent & it gave better results than Sanjiv Gandhi’s nasbandi *********

The professor is a happy man who is being lured by the Japanese, & the Americans alike, but he is no land's man, & lives happily in the valley of Ladakh, teaching the kids, with a passion, & also piling up on his list of inventions. As I write this content I don't know how many ideas he must have already patented or how many more ideas must have cropped up in his tiny little brain. He is a true inspiration to every living creature on the earth, making his name & the name of his country (India) scale new heights.


Hail the great Prof Foo Man Choo & Professor Phunsukh Wangdoo
Category (Sci Fiction)